Sex With A Random Whore

So I sent the e-mail to my astronomy class saying:

Hey everyone, I missed class today so if I could get the notes I missed tonight that's would be awesome. Oh and if you must know I had to get tested for STDs tonight, I had sex with some random whore a week or two ago and I think I may have caught something.
Thanks
Jon :)

I got a couple responses, the funniest one would have to be this I'd say:

haha loved the email... i write out my notes so ill have to scan them before i send them to you... if no one sends them to you within the next couple days just let me know... maybe you dont have an std.. are you using new detergent? maybe its frostbite... have you been sticking your dick in snow lately?

There were some other responses but not as funny as that one...the sad this is I still haven't got the notes though =/

Have a good rest of a snow hell week :)

-Jon