Sunday, February 22, 2009

One Step Forward, Five Steps Backs

I guess I still have problems, lots of them sadly. Thankfully the ones truly hindering my life have been resolved. However I still have other problems that's are just causing me to be upset and I don't know how to resolve them. I try to ignore them so I can move on with my life, but then they push their way back into my life. I don't think any of my friends now really know what to say to truly make me feel better, nor do I blame them for not really wanting to put up with my petty problems. I wish I did have someone to talk to. Because now when I take one step forward, I end up taking five steps back...

-Jon

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Caitlin Torbeck...

What can I say?
Wow, I think you're super swell :)
You're pretty rad as well. And well ya...cool shit here I know ;)
Remember that one time we were in that cave? And our flashlight batteries died, and we were just there and the dark, and you know that wolf came? What a doozey I don't know how we got out of that one, if it wasn't for the fact that I dropped kicked it's ass, you'd be wolf meat.

Oh and remember that other time when we went skydiving? And your parachute wouldn't release, and I held onto you so you wouldn't fall to a gruesome death? Ya, you kinda owe me your life, but that's 'aight, I'm not a loan shark or anything...but I do have a debt to repay to one...so uh...you do really owe me like...*calls loan shark* $1 MILLION...so ya..

Well till next time!

So Help Me God...

I was talking to some friends in my foundations class today, about how I was livid when stupid Twilight pushed Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince movie date back. Now the new date is sometime in the summer July-ish I believe to be the month...(don't qoute me) Well my friends mentioned how the 2nd Twilight movie should be coming out pretty soon after the first one and it could easily be near the time the Harry Potter movie comes out. So help me God, if Twilight pushes Harry Potter back again I will go hunt down the producers of Twilight and kick their asses myself! Don't get me wrong at some point I'll watch the Twilight movie(s), but currently I don't really have the time nor money to go and see every movie out there. The ONE movie I actually will take time out of my life is Harry Potter, so I was crushed when the date was pushed back. I think I'm going into withdrawl now even. Anywho...this was a random blog but I'm a random person so all is justified :D

-Jon

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

I Promise, I'll Leave

So Noyer had a stupid fire drill last night at midnight! (at least I'm pretty sure I didn't hear about any fire)
I understand it's a wise decision to practice evacuating a building and to follow protocall, but seriously at midnight? It didn't even have to be midnight, I'm just busy and don't really want to have to stop what I'm doing and evacuate a building when I'm in no danger. Seriously I promise I'll leave if there is a real fire.
Now you're probably thinking, "But Jon, how are you going to know if it's a real fire if you assume it's another fire drill?"
Which is an excellent question, luckily for me though I have a suite for my room :)
I'll run to the shower and turn it on and stay in the shower, I hear water beats fire...(now if that'll actually completely save me is another good question.) Sadly I'm not going into much more of a deeper thought than I already have for a blog
Till next time kiddies!
-Jon

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Bake Sale

I solemnly don't swear to go to Rachel's Bake sale.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

I'm Like...

Southpark.
I joke about anything and everything, I'm just an outspoken person. I'll say whatever is on my mind, be it offensive or a compliment. (Usually it's offensive BUT in a joking matter because I am not a serious person)
Anywho, I just make fun of about anything, but in all attempts to make friends and not to hurt feelings. I don't really mean what I say half the time, and usually I'm making fun of myself. I'm usually just a loud obnoxious person and a jack ass. I make fun of things to break people out of their shells, why? Because this is college it's time to let loose and have fun. I mean hell we're paying to go here, might as well have some fun while studying! 
Before I end this blog I'd like to let everyone know, this is also an apology to someone...
I'm sorry