Sex With A Random Whore

So I sent the e-mail to my astronomy class saying:

Hey everyone, I missed class today so if I could get the notes I missed tonight that's would be awesome. Oh and if you must know I had to get tested for STDs tonight, I had sex with some random whore a week or two ago and I think I may have caught something.
Thanks
Jon :)

I got a couple responses, the funniest one would have to be this I'd say:

haha loved the email... i write out my notes so ill have to scan them before i send them to you... if no one sends them to you within the next couple days just let me know... maybe you dont have an std.. are you using new detergent? maybe its frostbite... have you been sticking your dick in snow lately?

There were some other responses but not as funny as that one...the sad this is I still haven't got the notes though =/

Have a good rest of a snow hell week :)

-Jon

Missing Clothing

So I finally broke down today and finally did my laundry...which was a lot actually, my laundry was probably stacked up a good 3-4 feet high and took three loads. I mean doing laundry isn't bad, but everytime I do my laundry I lose a sock, and it pisses the hell out of me because then I have one less pair of socks...it's quite sad actually. As a college student every little thing matters...even socks.

I guess that is my blog for the day...now to send a mass e-mail out to my astronomy class stating I caught an STD from a random hooker. I'll post about it tomorrow or Thursday.

Some more artwork

Well, it only let me put one pic in that other post...hopefully I can put some more in this one.

This was taken in Indy

Artwork

So I had a comment from none other than Rachel, hah that I should put my art work on here well guess I will...*digs up some photos*

 

Well I made this last year...in photoshop I think it's kinda cool.

No details please

So I just don't get why I get really random e-mails from people in my Astronomy class. Seriously I understand you missed class bud, but why must I know your personal problems and that you're seeking professional help? Also why the hell are you even asking someone to sit down with you and help you...kind of scary. If you need notes that you missed in class I would've been glad to send them to you, but now I'm afraid I might have a new stalker...then what else I don't get is why someone else tells me that they had the stomach flu and that they would be "forever grateful" to get the notes they missed. Seriously why can't you just send an e-mail saying, "Hey can I get the notes I missed today?" Next week even though I'm going to be in that class I'm sending an e-mail the day after class saying, "Hey guys sorry I missed class, I was off doing some random whore and found out I caught a couple STDs and had to take time out of that class to go get treatment, could I have the notes I missed?" And in all seriousness, I'm going to do this. Why? Because I guess I'm an asshole, a funny one I might add, or maybe not.

I could keep this blog going on forever...but if I did, then I wouldn't have more blog posts and I really want to have ideas to make sure I get these blog posts done so I get the points for them.

So I'll catch everyone on the flip side

Oh and I'll keep you guys posted on what happens after I send that e-mail

A Little About Me

What can I say? I'm 18 years old, and I have sure came a long way ever since I've got to college.

I've learned a lot being mostly on my own, and having the freedom to choose what I want to do, even though if it's not the best of ideas. I've always believed everything happens for a reason, and I find it very true.

I'm a pre-art major, and I'm applying Febuary 1st to become an art major, so I'm hoping all goes well.

What I like?

To keep it short and sweet, I'm a gamer. Not hard core but I like to play casually, some favorites are Zelda, Mario, Super Smash Bros., Kingdom Hearts...

I love art and all forms of it...seeing I am going to be an art major.

I like to just chill with the friends, and doing random outings with them...such as going to Steak 'n Shake at 3 in the morning and staying there for 2 hours at a time, that's what all the "kewl" kids do right?

Well now I'm just rambling I guess I'll just keep posting when I feel like rambling some more.

Oh ya this is what I look like...